Pond scum is emergently intelligent, but it can't speak to us.
But LLMs can, which is confusing!
We think of it as a thing, with a complex inner world, because it can speak to us and sound human-like.
This confusion leads to a category error.
It feels like a human made out of machines.
In reality it's more like a voice on top of a pond scum style emergent intelligence.
An intelligence that is absurdly good at absorbing mind-numbingly complex patterns.